Mentors - Rock Bible
Review by Татьяна Воробьева
Rock Bible by Mentors is a hard-hitting album that brings together the best of rock and metal. With its powerful riffs, thunderous drums, and raw vocals, this album is a must-listen for fans of heavy music.
The album kicks off with the title track, "Rock Bible," which sets the tone for the rest of the record. The song's catchy chorus and driving rhythm make it a standout track. Other highlights include "Gods of Rock," "Hellfire," and "Born to Rock."
What sets Rock Bible apart from other rock albums is its strong sense of humor. The lyrics are often tongue-in-cheek and irreverent, poking fun at rock and metal cliches. This is especially evident in tracks like "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" and "Rock 'n' Roll Crazies."
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Download
Filename: mentors-rock-bible.rar- MP3 size: 117.5 mb
- FLAC size: 1482.5 mb
Tracks
| Track | Duration | Preview |
|---|---|---|
| Sit on My Face and Squirm | ||
| Constantly Jacking | 7:40 | |
| Panhandler | 3:34 | |
| Turned You Into A Lesbian | ||
| Cardboard Condo | ||
| Jump Through My Hoops | 3:3 | |
| Constantly Jackin' | 7:41 | |
| Hilljack Heaven | 4:0 | |
| Chicks with Dicks | ||
| Vulture Of Love | 4:12 | |
| My Daughter Is a Strawberry | 4:6 | |
| Turned You into a Lesbian | ||
| Sit On My Face And Squirm | ||
| Jump Thru The Hoops | ||
| My Daughter Is A Strawberry | ||
| Jump Through The Hoops | 3:04 | |
| Sit On My Face and Squirm | 3:51 | |
| Sexual Fantasies | 2:21 | |
| Turned You Into a Lesbian | 4:35 | |
| Jump Through the Hoops | ||
| Constantly Jackin | ||
| Vulture of Love | 4:12 | |
| Chicks With Dicks | 3:49 | |
| Constantly Jackin' | ||
| Cardboard Condominium | 4:44 |
Video
The Mentors - Rock Bible (Full Album)
The mentors my daughter is a strawberry 1990 us
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Catalog Numbers
MR-001Labels
- Mentor Records
- Not On Label (Mentors Self-released)
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Formats
- Cassette
- Album
- CD
- Reissue
- Remastered
Notes
- This is the handmade version of Rock Bible as sold on the tour with Revolving Cox.
- This is the CD re-release sold thru CD Baby. Track 11 is a bonus track recorded during the sessions.
- Cassette only release on the bands own label with a different cover to the original version.
About Mentors
The Mentors were formed in Seattle in 1976 and during the 1980s were the most controversial and hated of metal bands. The Parental Advisory stickers that exist on records are in part thanks to these guys. The Mentors were the band who's lyrics were quoted most often (for shock value) by conservative Christian Senators who held hearings on the floor of the U.S. Congress in order to determine how to censor the music industry.
The Mentors infamously labeled their own music as "rape rock".
El Duce died under mysterious circumstances after being hit by a train in 1997 days after claiming he had been hired to kill Kurt Cobain.
The band's original line up was:
Vocals/Drums: El Duce
Guitar: Sickie Wifebeater
Bass: Dr. Heathen Scum
This line up stayed intact for most of the band's lifetime prior to El Duce's death, except for periods in the 1980s when Dr. Heathen Scum was in school. The group has continued since El Duce's death. The current line up is:
Manuel Galdy (The Italian Stallion) -Drums
El Chapo - Drums
Adam - Guitar
Paul Van Rijsijk- Guitar
Dr. Heathen Scum - Bass, Vocals
Name Vars
- El Duce's Mentors
- El Ducés Mentors
- The Mentors
Members
- Edward Danky
- Lou Hinzo
- Zippy
- Paul van Rijswijk
- Eric Carlson
- Steve Broy
- Eldon Hoke
- Brian Gunter
Summary by Татьяна Воробьева
Comments
The band's 1990 album, Rock Bible, is a gaunt replica of their previous ones.
Any resemblances to ⁰one⁰ is merely coincidental. Discernment and discretion is advised.
38:44
"Listen to me sweet Sally, I'm building a cardboard condo, In your alley". Sheer Brilliance.
ENCORE!! El Duce - C'mon babe - Go out with a Gross Guy ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3oe9AZ9xw
Hot nuts ready to burst!
Just when I think Il Duce has run out of lyrical ideas, he refers to his dickhead as a German helmet
Ahhh man. Mentors got me Rollin on the fuckin floor laughin ,. Best of the best to lift your spirits .R.I.P. ❤️
The mentors recked my marriage. Because I loved the mentors.they thought me to call the shots and for me to be in control. Respect the best rape rock ..
I love that this band is more offensive to the left now than it was to the right back when it came out.
